First Vworp -- Action+V

[spaceshadowfax]

[A; 1338 Benny Street, 7:45 am]

[This morning there's something notably different about the drone. Namely new hair, an entirely new body shape and a new face. One her new "husband" may find startlingly familiar as she rolls over.

How could he ever forget his old girl?]

[B; 1338 Benny Street, 8 am]

[Good morning, children! As you enter the kitchen you'll find a lovely breakfast set up just for the three of you- ahaha, no not really. What you'll really find is a strange woman in a nightgown trying to figure out how to work the toaster. There may be licking involved.]

[C; Phone, open to all Mayfield, around 9 am]

Mayfield, is it? A town on Earth sometime in the nineteen fifties that is somehow jamming my systems enough to keep from leaving. That in itself isn't such a problem. The Doctor and I have gotten out of much worse situations.

But throwing me back in this human body and expecting me to play mother to three brand new strays and my thief? Just keeping him in one piece is difficult in and of itself. The morning isn't half over and already he's fallen out of bed, nearly tripped down the stairs twice and broken something. How he's survived this long is a complete mystery to me.

I suppose I should introduce myself though. Hello, Mayfield, I'm...Sexy.

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C

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

S... Sexy?

I'm not excited about that at all. I don't care if somebody's sexiness. A person's sexual allure is no importance to me at all. Though, I suppose if you're very sexy, there's no harm in that.

[spaceshadowfax]

I've been called plenty of other things but my name is Sexy. At least according to my thief.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be considered kidnapping, not thievery? [England: Grammatical Man Without a Clue]

... And does he call you that because you're sexy?

[spaceshadowfax]

Not when you consider that I'm stealing him too. [Sexy: Space Ship Woman with no sense of tenses.] No, I stole him. I'm still getting used to tenses, silly things.

I suppose so. I've never quite gotten a good look at myself but when he first saw me he said I was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.

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[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Tenses aren't silly. They're important and it's terrible when they're neglected in favour of some... some...

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Most beautiful, you say? Well, that's certainly... certainly intriguing, but I'm not intrigued, mind you.

[spaceshadowfax]

They're silly to me. So linear and hard to keep track of.

You certainly sound intrigued.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to... to air. Yes. That's what makes it sound strange.

But really, it's good that you live with the Doctor. Though he'd probably find it awkward to call you Sexy, really.

[spaceshadowfax]

Oh, you're one of those species. I didn't realize there were other aliens here. [She's seen stranger.]

I don't see a problem considering the Doctor the one who named me.

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[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? That's rather...

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[DOCTOOOOOOOORRRR STOP BEING PROMISCUOUS WITH SO MANY WOMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU OUT TO RUIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ENGLAND'S CHANCES HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[... is what he'd say if he thought he had a chance on Earth.]

... charming. You two know each other very well, then?

[spaceshadowfax]

[It's a big universe, England. Somewhere there's bound to be a woman the Doctor hasn't shagged.

Maybe.]

We've been together for seven hundred years. I'd say we do.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Oh. So you're not exactly human, then?

... Are you the type of sexy with three arms, that sort of thing?

[spaceshadowfax]

At the moment I am and there are only two arms in sight.

If my matrix hadn't been ripped out and shoved into this body I'd still be in my box.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you live in a box?

You're a vampire, then? No breathing, blood-sucking, murderous sort? Because I'm all right with that. [thanks england]

[spaceshadowfax]

If you mean a Saturnyne, no. They're gone, all of them.

I'm a TARDIS.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

O... oh. So you're... you're the TARDIS, then. Don't think this impacts me at all! I'm not suddenly impressed, nor flubbustered all at! Don't wrong person take me as!

Is it all right if I called you... Sexy, too? Or do you prefer something else?

[spaceshadowfax]

[His constant obviously false denials are incredibly perplexing. HUMANS ARE SO WEIRD.]

Sexy is fine. I'm almost completely certain it's my name after all. But I also answer to TARDIS.

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[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I'm not afraid of calling you Sexy. If you're sexy, then you're Sexy. Sexy. How about that. Just saying Sexy. Just saying it. Not afraid of using it.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

So, TARDIS, how are you fitting in to your new situation?