First Vworp -- Action+V

[spaceshadowfax]

[A; 1338 Benny Street, 7:45 am]

[This morning there's something notably different about the drone. Namely new hair, an entirely new body shape and a new face. One her new "husband" may find startlingly familiar as she rolls over.

How could he ever forget his old girl?]

[B; 1338 Benny Street, 8 am]

[Good morning, children! As you enter the kitchen you'll find a lovely breakfast set up just for the three of you- ahaha, no not really. What you'll really find is a strange woman in a nightgown trying to figure out how to work the toaster. There may be licking involved.]

[C; Phone, open to all Mayfield, around 9 am]

Mayfield, is it? A town on Earth sometime in the nineteen fifties that is somehow jamming my systems enough to keep from leaving. That in itself isn't such a problem. The Doctor and I have gotten out of much worse situations.

But throwing me back in this human body and expecting me to play mother to three brand new strays and my thief? Just keeping him in one piece is difficult in and of itself. The morning isn't half over and already he's fallen out of bed, nearly tripped down the stairs twice and broken something. How he's survived this long is a complete mystery to me.

I suppose I should introduce myself though. Hello, Mayfield, I'm...Sexy.

Comments

B

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Walking in to the kitchen.

Walking right back out.]

[spaceshadowfax]

[So rude, Karkat.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Yup, you are not drone mom, and you are a person who licks things to find out what they are, he has too many of these in his life. Too many.

Just waiting around to see if she'll leave so he can go get some orange juice...]

B

[echidna]

[ walking in the kitchen.

not going anywhere!!!!!!!!! ]

Oh no, don't lick that!

[spaceshadowfax]

[Oh, look at that. More strays.]

And who might you be?

A.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[rolled over on his stomach, snoring.]

[spaceshadowfax]

[Silly Time Lord and his sleep noises. He's going to wake her and no one in the universe is quite sure what happens when you wake a sleeping TARDIS.]

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[well he won't notice because he's sleeping like a log.

and maybe whacking her in the face with his hand.]

B

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[also walks into the kitchen

where's his breakfast :o(]

Uhhhh...I don't think that's edible, chica.

[spaceshadowfax]

[She's a space ship, not a chef.]

I'm well aware of that. I've never had the chance to interact with one of these before though and this is how my idiot often investigates.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[investigate + licking things = only one answer]

You know Terezi? Whooooa, are you blind too? [just ignoring the idiot part and assuming she is like Karkat and uses insults as pet names]

C

[after-thesky.livejournal.com]

[She's trying to put all this together. Some is apparent enough, but there are details that just don't add up]

That sounds like the same Doctor... He's never mentioned a companion named Sexy... even if Jack tried sometimes...

[spaceshadowfax]

[She was not expecting this. But if it isn't the most pleasant surprise she's come across since getting shoved into a squishy human body!]

Oh Jack. He was one of my personal favorites when it came to my thief's strays. Right along with you, Sarah Jane Smith.

[after-thesky.livejournal.com]

I'm... afraid you have me at a disadvantage. Our timelines must be out of sync.

[Some people might actually consider this strange instead of immediately coming to that conclusion.]

C

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

S... Sexy?

I'm not excited about that at all. I don't care if somebody's sexiness. A person's sexual allure is no importance to me at all. Though, I suppose if you're very sexy, there's no harm in that.

[spaceshadowfax]

I've been called plenty of other things but my name is Sexy. At least according to my thief.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be considered kidnapping, not thievery? [England: Grammatical Man Without a Clue]

... And does he call you that because you're sexy?

C

[byakkoyagirl]

Welcome back, miss.

[spaceshadowfax]

Have I been here before?

[byakkoyagirl]

Fairly certain you were. We lived together for a short time.

C;

[encored]

[wow there is nothing better than waking up in the morning and getting an earful of hilarious Doctor escapades.]

I hope he didn't break anything of great importance.

[spaceshadowfax]

Not that I can tell. Just a mug he almost dropped on his foot.

[encored]

It's a good thing it missed. Otherwise, his foot would be the thing breaking.

C

[theniwasroman.livejournal.com]

... That's your actual name? [ Sure he could ask about how she knows the Doctor and is talking about having systems but.

Come on, who names a person Sexy. ]

[spaceshadowfax]

[Oh, she knows that voice! It's the Pretty One!]

Of course it's my name. I wouldn't say it was otherwise, Pretty.