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The TARDIS | "Sexy" ([personal profile] spaceshadowfax) wrote2011-11-09 10:40 pm

First Vworp -- Action+V

[A; 1338 Benny Street, 7:45 am]

[This morning there's something notably different about the drone. Namely new hair, an entirely new body shape and a new face. One her new "husband" may find startlingly familiar as she rolls over.

How could he ever forget his old girl?]


[B; 1338 Benny Street, 8 am]

[Good morning, children! As you enter the kitchen you'll find a lovely breakfast set up just for the three of you- ahaha, no not really. What you'll really find is a strange woman in a nightgown trying to figure out how to work the toaster. There may be licking involved.]

[C; Phone, open to all Mayfield, around 9 am]

Mayfield, is it? A town on Earth sometime in the nineteen fifties that is somehow jamming my systems enough to keep from leaving. That in itself isn't such a problem. The Doctor and I have gotten out of much worse situations.

But throwing me back in this human body and expecting me to play mother to three brand new strays and my thief? Just keeping him in one piece is difficult in and of itself. The morning isn't half over and already he's fallen out of bed, nearly tripped down the stairs twice and broken something. How he's survived this long is a complete mystery to me.

I suppose I should introduce myself though. Hello, Mayfield, I'm...Sexy.

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[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? That's rather...

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[DOCTOOOOOOOORRRR STOP BEING PROMISCUOUS WITH SO MANY WOMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU OUT TO RUIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ENGLAND'S CHANCES HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[... is what he'd say if he thought he had a chance on Earth.]

... charming. You two know each other very well, then?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So you're not exactly human, then?

... Are you the type of sexy with three arms, that sort of thing?

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you live in a box?

You're a vampire, then? No breathing, blood-sucking, murderous sort? Because I'm all right with that. [thanks england]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
O... oh. So you're... you're the TARDIS, then. Don't think this impacts me at all! I'm not suddenly impressed, nor flubbustered all at! Don't wrong person take me as!

Is it all right if I called you... Sexy, too? Or do you prefer something else?

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[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not afraid of calling you Sexy. If you're sexy, then you're Sexy. Sexy. How about that. Just saying Sexy. Just saying it. Not afraid of using it.

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
So, TARDIS, how are you fitting in to your new situation?