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The TARDIS | "Sexy" ([personal profile] spaceshadowfax) wrote2011-11-09 10:40 pm

First Vworp -- Action+V

[A; 1338 Benny Street, 7:45 am]

[This morning there's something notably different about the drone. Namely new hair, an entirely new body shape and a new face. One her new "husband" may find startlingly familiar as she rolls over.

How could he ever forget his old girl?]


[B; 1338 Benny Street, 8 am]

[Good morning, children! As you enter the kitchen you'll find a lovely breakfast set up just for the three of you- ahaha, no not really. What you'll really find is a strange woman in a nightgown trying to figure out how to work the toaster. There may be licking involved.]

[C; Phone, open to all Mayfield, around 9 am]

Mayfield, is it? A town on Earth sometime in the nineteen fifties that is somehow jamming my systems enough to keep from leaving. That in itself isn't such a problem. The Doctor and I have gotten out of much worse situations.

But throwing me back in this human body and expecting me to play mother to three brand new strays and my thief? Just keeping him in one piece is difficult in and of itself. The morning isn't half over and already he's fallen out of bed, nearly tripped down the stairs twice and broken something. How he's survived this long is a complete mystery to me.

I suppose I should introduce myself though. Hello, Mayfield, I'm...Sexy.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hnnnngh.

[trying to pull a pillow over his head...]
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C;

[personal profile] encored 2011-11-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[wow there is nothing better than waking up in the morning and getting an earful of hilarious Doctor escapades.]

I hope he didn't break anything of great importance.

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm allergic to... to air. Yes. That's what makes it sound strange.

But really, it's good that you live with the Doctor. Though he'd probably find it awkward to call you Sexy, really.

[identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[investigate + licking things = only one answer]

You know Terezi? Whooooa, are you blind too? [just ignoring the idiot part and assuming she is like Karkat and uses insults as pet names]

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[This goes on for a few moments, with him still trying to sleep despite the poking.

It fails.

So finally he yanks the pillow off his head and props himself up with a growl.]


Oi, do you-

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Well look who it is.]

...Mind.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
...You.

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[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? That's rather...

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[DOCTOOOOOOOORRRR STOP BEING PROMISCUOUS WITH SO MANY WOMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU OUT TO RUIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ENGLAND'S CHANCES HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID TO HIS QUEEN]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[... is what he'd say if he thought he had a chance on Earth.]

... charming. You two know each other very well, then?

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
...We're in Mayfield.

And... other than that. I have. No idea.

[BECAUSE THE TARDIS IS PARKED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. Oh yeah, and he's only in his boxers. Enjoy the view sexy.]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So you're not exactly human, then?

... Are you the type of sexy with three arms, that sort of thing?

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
No. More like a cheap imitation of it. We're completely stuck here.

[Staring at her some more. Pausing only to sneeze and pull the covers back over his practically naked self.]

[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you live in a box?

You're a vampire, then? No breathing, blood-sucking, murderous sort? Because I'm all right with that. [thanks england]

[personal profile] byakkoyagirl 2011-11-10 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fairly certain you were. We lived together for a short time.

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